speech

Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.” “This’ll jar your preserves.” “Don’t you be makin’ me open a can o’ whoop-ass on ya!” Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies.” “If [...]

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