Funny Redneck Jokes
Redneck Rollercoaster Van
Redneck Mailbox
This redneck mailbox is probably a very good idea, most of the mail I get is crap anyway
Redneck DIY Truck
I guess if a redneck can't afford a truck, cutting out the back of your car is a solution to transport your motorcycle
Red Neck Water Skiing
Redneck Pool Removal
Redneck Swimming Pool
Redneck Pond Fountain
If you visits a redneck's garden you will probably see a redneck pond fountain like this
Redneck Pool Safety
These rednecks have got a good idea for being safe while cooking in the pool
Redneck car wash
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
“What’s logic?” the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
“That’s real good!” said the redneck.
The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”
Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”
“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”
“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”
The redneck was catching on.
“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.
“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinatin’ thing I ever heard! I cain’t wait to take that logic class!”
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
“So what classes are ya takin’?” asked the friend.
“Math, history, and logic!” replied the first redneck.
“What in tarnation is logic?” asked his friend.
“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first redneck.
“No,” his friend replied.
“You’re queer, ain’t ya?”