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Posted on: 03-29-2013

You Might Be A Redneck If..

There have been two or more failed repossession attempts on your car.
You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
People come to your house to ask if they can hunt on your front lawn.
During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".
Exxon offered you royalties for your hair.
Your grandmother has ever stopped by the side of a highway to take a leak.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.
The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)
You are known for your homemade squash wine.
You refer to the duct tape on your car as "chrome".
Your dog has fleas on the inside of its ears.
Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You have scars on the back of your hand where Uncle Jeb stabbed you while you were reaching for the last piece of fried chicken.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
You get mud on your tires when you visit your mom.
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
Stealing road signs is a family outing.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
Your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read.
It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.