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Posted on: 11-29-2012

You Might Be A Redneck If..

Your name is Junior, Junior.
You can belch and say your name at the same time.
You can talk for more than 20 minutes on the difference between squirrel and rabbit stew.
You kill dinner two or more times a week.
Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!".
Anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living.
Your two year old has more teeth than you do.
You ever put oil or anti-freeze in your truck in a K-mart parking lot.
After removing the empty beer cans from your car, you find that it gets fifteen more miles to the gallon.
You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
When Sears eliminated their catalog you were forced to start buying toilet paper.
The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
You ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
You ever parked a Camero in a tree.
Your idea of dressing up is putting on your other hat.
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
You celebrate groundhog day 'cause you believe in it.
You hit a bump in the road and lose half of your worldly possesions.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
After the prom you drove the truck while your date hit road signs with empty beer bottles.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.