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Posted on: 09-29-2012

You Might Be A Redneck If..

You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
Fewer than half of your cars run.
Anyone in your family died right after saying "Hey, Y'all watch this!".
If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year,"
Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You ever drove a truck into the creek just to see if it would float.
You have more tattoos than teeth.
You bring your dog to work with you.
There have been multiple attempts to repossess your appliances.
Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You know how many bales of hay your car holds.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You ever took a six pack to a job interview.
You can fart the first six notes of the Star Spangled Banner.
There are two or more unfilled warrants for your arrest.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You ever financed a tattoo.
You sit up all night with a sick dog, but make your wife stay up with a sick kid.
Your bike has a gun rack on it.