Redneck Lottery Winner

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Jackson to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. 

The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.” 

The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.” 

The Redneck said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.” 

Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. 

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!”

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