You Might Be A Redneck If:
You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just “Misunderstood”.
You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
You wish your outhouse were as nice as those at the state park.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
A family feud arises sunday morning between family members who want to watch Jimmy Swaggart and those who want to watch wrestling.
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.” or “Play Ball…”
You won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Your family tree doesn’t fork.
You can’t get married to your sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
You stand under the misteletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
You ever made change in the offering plate.
Your mother comes outa the bathroom and says “Y’all come look at this before I flush it”
Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You ever named a child after a dog.
Anything outside the lower 48 is “overseas.”
You have more belt-buckles than pants.
You dated your daddy’s current wife in high school.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren’t just the men.
One or more gears in your car don’t work.
Your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end”.