Here is a top collection of the best funny redneck jokes in the world, so if you’ve done any of these things you are most likely a true redneck and shouldn’t joke yourself! If you haven’t finished school or attended a university then you’re already close to being a redneck. Don’t worry though, if you can go through this checklist without agreeing to more than half of the best redneck jokes, then you are probably safe.
Your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign on the back.
If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you are shur ’nuff a redneck.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
More than half of your cars DON’T run.
Your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is “bondo”.
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Grandma and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Your family tree doesn’t fork.
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